While procrastinating, do this!

Here I go again, procrastinating. Tsk, tsk, very bad habit of mine. Oh well, here are some things that kept me entertained.

You are The Moon

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window.

The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition.

What Tarot Card Are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I'm quite surprised this card came up. Is this a description of me based on the answers I've chosen? Or is this a portent of sorts?

I admit I am a dreamer, but woah - "visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry"? And "if you have any past mental problems..." really cracks me up. Makes me sound like a lunatic. Haha, lunatic = lunacy = luna = moon! Now I see the connection! Lol! But not to me, though. :p Oh well.

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MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.

WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION?

LOL! I can just imagine how I would be like were I pushed off the wrong end!